We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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