We won't sleep together?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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