What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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