I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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