I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room