what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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