They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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