i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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