i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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