And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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