youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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