ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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