I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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