Non-Jews are for practice
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
