By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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