After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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