I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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