i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize