Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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