How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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