So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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