better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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