yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Ambien. No doubt about it.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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