So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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