I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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