Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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