So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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