Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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