I'm eating all of the evidence.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
