I need help removing her.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Oh god it's open bar.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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