Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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