I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
and she was petting her beer can
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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