whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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