We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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