You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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