is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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