There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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