I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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