i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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