My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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