Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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