omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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