It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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