question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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