Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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