i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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