Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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