Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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