IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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