oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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