You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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