You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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