If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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