O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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