gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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