Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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