I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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